Even if you think astrology is a crock of—nonsense, it’s still fascinating and entertaining to consider the latest universal stereotypes every once in a while.
Especially if you apply the unique traits to universally hilarious situations—like when someone partakes in extremely excessive drinking, for instance.
Aries’ are said to be outgoing and amicable, so when one of them gets “nonsense”-faced drunk, enjoy their company while you have it, because they’ll likely move onto someone else in just a few minutes (or seconds!). However, this will probably result in everyone in the building having an amazing time, so it’s difficult to criticize.
Taurus’ are known to be loyal above all else, so you should never have to worry about them mooching more drinks off you than you receive from them. More importantly, you should never have to worry about them moving in on your chosen girl or guy, and you can probably count on them to sell your best character traits (even fictional ones!) in order to aid you in your quest(s).
Gemini’s are famous for multiple personalities, so you pretty much just have to take the bad with the good. However, you can definitely use this to your advantage: when a Gemini is acting loyal, utilize them as a wing-man (or wing-woman); when they’re acting like an animal, highlight the contrast in your demeanors (and fly for yourself).
Cancer’s are often described as “sad drunks,” so you may want to avoid drinking with them, and might really want to avoid drinking excessively with them. Enough said.
Leo’s are said to drink freely and speak freely no matter what, so as long as your friend is a good person to begin with, you should be in for an amazingly fun night. However, if they are not that great of a person to begin with, odds are that the opinions they share all night long will not be that great either—so be sure to choose your company wisely.
Virgo’s are known as high-cultured perfectionists, and they also tend be more independent than most. This may not sound like an ideal friend to party with, but if you’re up for a night of higher-class socializing, some good wine, brandy, and insightful conversation could certainly be had by everyone involved.
Libra’s are famously happy, energetic, indulging, and sharing—they may very well be your best overall and all-around bet for drinking and partying successfully.
Scorpio’s are frequently portrayed as being outgoing and relentless in all aspects of life. So, as was the case with Leo’s, if your Scorpio friend is genuinely a good person, you can expect these traits to be magnified, and you can expect an extremely enjoyable night. But, as also was the case with Leo’s, if your Scorpio friend is a little rough around the edges, these imperfections will be magnified, which could really ruin your evening.
Sagittarius’ are said to be assertive and aggressive, so, similarly to Cancer’s, they might not make the greatest drinking buddies (for opposite reasons).
Capricorn’s are known to be highly adaptable and mostly selfless, so if you don’t know where the night is going to take you (or both of you), a Capricorn should probably be your partier of choice.
Aquarius’ are dangerous drinking companions, mainly because they are somewhat unpredictable and temperamental. Unless you know precisely what won’t set them off—or, more importantly, what will—it’s likely best to steer clear of them if you’re looking to get lit.
Pisces’ are often moody, so as long as they’re in the right one, you should be just fine. However, moods can always change at any moment (or after any drink or shot), so always keep an eye out and be prepared to avoid them (or bolt).
*This content was inspired by an amazing article that can be found here: http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/what-your-zodiac-sign-says-about-your-drunk/.